Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My balls are so social today.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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