...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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