Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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