That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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