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(512): View more from Texas

Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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(713): View more from Texas

just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.

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(518): View more from New York

It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...

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(562): View more from California

I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.

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