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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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