No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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