Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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