Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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