what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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