we're blogging at a bar
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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