id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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