She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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