It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
should my penis look like a turkey
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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