I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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