Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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