used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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