I'm so fucking centered right now
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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