what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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