yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
