do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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