You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
