wat bout pragnant strippers??
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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