Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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