marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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