i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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