Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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