We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
