So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think a kid would responsible me up
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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