I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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