he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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