brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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