playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
