WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
