super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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