ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We named our party play list daddy issues
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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