theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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