My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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