walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
In America we eat man semen.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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