My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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