Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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