Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im holly from the hills drunk
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Randomize
