I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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