P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Shame - the story of my life.
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