How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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