So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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