Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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