real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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