Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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