so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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