you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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