Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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