who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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