Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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